车里雅宾斯克开埠

政委的名不可知。政委的大能是G.A.O.T.T-Great Architect of the Turrets(炮塔的伟大创造者)。然后政委回到天上,只留下“多·铆·蒸·刚”的教诲,和《Book of Turrets》作为他的圣经。于是,他的先知们互相在被称为“书记处”的圣殿中互相争夺对教义的诠释。

第一位先知说,“只有坦克可以有炮塔”。他去了莫斯科,在那里建立了苏维埃陆军本部,T-35是他的图腾。

第二位先知说,“战舰也可以有炮塔“。他去了彼得格勒,让他的战列舰在波罗的海畔停泊,每天仰望着通向蓝水的航路。

第三位先知说,“我们需要速度快的飞行炮塔”。他便去了巴库,在里海边上提炼航空煤油,用航空煤油浇灌战术空军的前进。

第四位先知说,“炮塔并不都是炮塔形状的,我们要予以发展”。于是他去了拜科努尔,在那里建立了战略火箭军司令部。

最后一位先知说,“所有有不止一个炮塔的东西,都是符合政委教诲的”。其他先知看他不好,就让他去了乌拉尔,在车里雅宾斯克造铁塔。

然后日耳曼人打进来、鞑靼人打进来、美丽坚人打进来,其他的炮塔都被消灭了,唯有车里雅宾斯克的炮塔巍然耸立。从此,他们管那里叫“大苏维埃的首都”——

这就是车里雅宾斯克的历史。

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